french blowjob

When using your tongue during a blowjob to swirl around the head of the penis until orgasm occurs.

She gave me a french blowjob and I loved her technique so much I married her.

by Bethk April 6, 2008

french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*

"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."

by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009

french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!

by Cyrstal July 14, 2005

french cough

adj. a gag reflex during oral sex .

the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .

"as i started giving oral sex i had a french cough but i managed to continue"

by Haako February 18, 2010

French bazooka

A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.

Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.

by Wad dog October 26, 2020

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.

Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?

by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009