attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there
Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........
by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021
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ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.
Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*
by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 07, 2024
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Fraud

Hey alauna Mack your a fraud (piece of shit )
by ChadNycc September 24, 2023
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Fraud

Alfie Buckwell
"That dickhead Alfie Buckwell is the biggest fraud"
by Nibba4lyf December 24, 2021
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Fraud

"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the fraudulent bum."
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Fraud

A what should be former ukrainian heavyweight champion who gets hit with a perfect body shot but pretends it's low to avoid losing his titles.
Ouch! I got hit with a body shot but being the fraud I am I'll pretended it was low and milk it like I did against Beterbiev, AJ
by Ukrainian Privilege August 28, 2023
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