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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
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Fraud (Occupational)

When subordinate employees realize the new supervisor has no idea how to do anything that were requirements for the job, including basic computer skills.
Fraud (Occupational)
● Won’t ask appointed trainer or internal staff for help so their lie is kept secret.

● Takes risks doing complicated work without instruction, messing up systems & reports.
● When they realize the Subordinate is on to them, they start discrediting them & making fraudlent claims against them before others become aware of their lies.
● Treats other subordinate like a best friend so they have an ally.

EXAMPLE: Subordinate training their new Supervisor who claims 25 years experience in the field:

Sub: Open that program again
Sup: Where is it, I don’t see it, where did it go?
Sub: It’s saved to your taskbar you should see it on there
Sup: Taskbar? I don’t see anything, where’s the taskbar?
Sub: It’s at the bottom of your screen
Sup: ...This?
Sub: Yes. That’s a taskbar
Sup: Click on the picture?
Sub: Yes, on the icon
Sup: (clicks on icon doesn't release button until told it's okay too.)
Sup: I’ve never used this type of system before
Sub: You’ve never worked on a computer with Windows?

Sup: No.

*(Subordinate to Hiring Manager):
Sub: I think the new supervisor is a fraud. They don’t even have basic computer skills (gives examples)
Man: This is concerning. I was told they knew the job well and would start performing duties quickly. Let me know if you find out more

*Fraudulent Supervisor puts the only employee that knows the processes & procedures of the job, on a PIP & gaslights them at every HR meeting thereafter.
by The Appointed Trainer February 13, 2025
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Fraud

A word used by banks as an excuse not to provide banking services to outside non banking personal and then a compound excuse for why neither banking services work and additional excuse to force people if convicted for improper conduct by a court to sit in jail for 5 years.
We cannot topup your bank account with money to pay fees because that's fraud.
by Patrickthestarfish01 March 1, 2023
mugGet the Fraudmug.

Fraud

That team acted like they were the best team all year but when it came down to the postseason they proved to be a fraud and couldn’t win when it mattered.
by mtnburner May 18, 2023
mugGet the Fraudmug.

Tax Fraud Ladz

A group of Shrek followers who have been around since the dawn of time. They are all very Green Screen.
Members:
Mark7899
Akippu
gummybearcheese1
Tribesman
Boxman Grandma Steve Harvey

No Deal Brexit
That vidton was quite clearly Mekonged by a memeber of the Tax Fraud Ladz.
by gummybearcheese1 February 27, 2021
mugGet the Tax Fraud Ladzmug.

attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there
Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........
by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021
mugGet the attendance fraudmug.

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