vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

scotty with a big forehead

This guy has a HUGEEEEE forehead. But his humor is good. He’s a player but it’s alr. He’s pretty mid to have all the girls he has.

Daisy: have you seen that kid with a big forehead?
Angie: yea Scotty with a big forehead!

by Pussywussygobbler123 May 31, 2022

Five Finger Forehead

a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.

Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"

by Dat_nigga_123 May 24, 2022

poopy head forehead

Someone who is so ugly & repulsive it looks as if someone took a fat shit on their face.

Wtf did someone take a shit on your face? Oooh my bad you're just a poopy head forehead!!

by wendywalters420 October 21, 2010

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

balls on your forehead

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.

Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"

by Bob Squash July 4, 2004

nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.

"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)

by Lcslic January 26, 2006