dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

Fladoodle

in a gay relationship, it is the man who takes it up the ass

haha, colin acts like such a fladoodle

by kelson allen February 16, 2009

Flad

Acronym for Fucked, Lame And Disastrous

This day is simply FLAD.

by B-Dog, T-Bag, Gremi, Wheeler November 1, 2012

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 10, 2009

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007