Sticky Flappy bird

Like a regular Flappy bird except it is covered from beak to tail with it's own ejaculation.

Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

A little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

A little flappy bird

When you or someone else is in a bit of a flap/anxious/flustered

Sorry about earlier, I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment

When you log onto Toontown Rewritten and none of your friends are online, besides some random person with a name like Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey who you don't talk to and forgot why you even friended.

Man, nobody's on TTR, this sure is a Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment.

by Marley556 November 3, 2022

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018