feline

a male cat.

i got so many bad felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024

Felping

When you purposefully drown yourself for sexual pleasure

I was felping for so long I passed out and my girlfriend found me drowning

by Mr Dawg12 March 6, 2024

felqing

the practise of lengthening your chode in subzero temperatures, thus generating frosbite. Frosbite jelqing. Felqing.

Relax man, im just felqing .

by RaviTheRealMan March 18, 2024

Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felfing

Slang for a misunderstanding or blunder derived from an old latin word

There was a major felfing between the friends

by Bovine wonder December 8, 2024