fagina

The unused vagina of a fag hag.

That speculum was way too much for my delicate fagina to handle.

by the porncow August 13, 2006

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

fating

A friendship in the hopes of a possible relationship. Or the fate of a possible sexual or romantic play mate.

I think he's definitely fating material.

by Daphney April 6, 2009

faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.

Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.

by kayferthh May 21, 2011

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015

Fading

When you have worked all day then did a bunch of home(work), ended up in a fight with your boyfriend and had to deal with family shit and then decided to drink and smoke one at the end of the day, and are sitting in a movie theatre unable to get up from your seat due to either being too lazy or tired or both and someone asks if you want to do something else afterwards. You would reply back with “no thanks man, I’m fading”

An alternative way of saying you are tapped out.

Typically accompanied with feeling like you are happily swaying in and out of consciousness.

Yeah I was fading hard last night. Glad I made it home safe!

by stars-r-us October 24, 2019

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 9, 2013