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d.r.a.f.t

Bush wants us to d.r.a.f.t=do right and follow through
by deez! January 4, 2007
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Y.F.A

Boy:haha you're fat!
Girl: OMG Y.F.A
Boy: its true...
by grrrrrrrrrate July 18, 2009
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J.O.F.A.

Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.
Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.
by Dedalus January 16, 2005
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F.A.S.T.

Fucking ask someone twat!

Origin: Hat Films

popular acronym with the three chaps.
Geoff: Hey guys, you know where I can get some booze?
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!
by Anonymous Haater October 12, 2013
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L.A.F.F.E.E.

A gang of middle aged housewives who party hard in the city of Park Ridge. The group's name allegidly stands for Life After Forty, For Everyone and Everything; but underground information attests that the true meaning of the group is Life After Forty, F*** Everyone and Everything. Their known kingpin is Franny the Fox who's coverup job includes practicing the beatitudes. Don't let their smiles and love for wine and hurricanes fool you: these women are bad news.
"Those L.A.F.F.E.E. women are starting trouble again"
by Ricky the Rat December 11, 2008
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D.U.F.A

Ew look at that D.U.F.A
by J.D.R August 25, 2009
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f.a.m.p.s.

by joejoethetee September 15, 2009
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