by rsgfsgf85sfg December 10, 2012

a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.
by i know you. October 16, 2008

Eric is such a player
by BrokenHeartedFromHim January 3, 2019

the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.
"hey have you seen eric recently?"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
by flipfag4136 March 18, 2019

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018
