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The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Dwarf

A cucc who uses words when she doesn't know the definition of the word. She also blames her Xbox when she loses in for honor
Man, Dwarf was being a real Dwarf back there, eh?
by Orishnek January 20, 2020
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Dwarf

Liv is a dwarf because she is a fat compressed bitch and a snitch
by Jah Nigga October 29, 2019
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dwarf/ midget

carlos any man named carlos is short
omg look it’s a dwarf/ midget
by Lucy360 May 16, 2021
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seven dwarfs mine train

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I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014
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Dwarf

Kaylum shaw is a dwarf
by immaBLT December 4, 2018
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Abu Dwarf

A short man with high intelligence level
by Issadaily May 22, 2022
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