doof

dick fart

“i just doofed” -bryce
“what does doof mean”-ava
“balloon deflating sound came out my peen”-bryce
“show me how”-ava

by hehehehehehehehh April 9, 2021

doof dick

doof (stupid) dick (penis)

I gave her doof dick last night ngl

"yo shawty I went to my dick appointment and he gave me that doof dick

by perc30gang October 16, 2022

Doof It

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.

It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile

by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023

Doofer

An Electronic E-cigarette usually a Disposable

“you bro can I hit your doofer”
“yhman say less”

by Wrldstrmoneyy January 23, 2023

Doof

Doof is a slang term often used to describe a state of being under the influence of mind-altering substances, particularly when one is high or stoned. This word is commonly employed in informal conversations, typically in situations where someone appears to be acting in a carefree, goofy, or eccentric manner due to the effects of substances like marijuana or other recreational drugs. "Doofed" individuals might display altered perceptions, giggling fits, and a tendency to engage in quirky behavior, making it a fitting term to capture the lighthearted and sometimes offbeat nature of being in an altered state. However, it's important to note that the word "doof" is primarily used within specific social circles and might not be universally recognized.

“Bro i’m so doof I can’t believe this”

“How doof are you right now? I’m feeling pretty doof”

by yanguwan October 12, 2023

da doof

Stupid. Dumb. Big and Dumb
South Philly-ish. Maybe German

Look at that friggin Da Doof with his jack ass hat

by SillyinSoPhilly June 7, 2016

dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021