Donkey Gene

The Donkey Gene (or DG for short) is an inheritable trait that is most noticeable in white trash families. It is believed that all people are born with the Donkey Gene but your upbringing determines if the DG lies dormant or if it becomes active. If you are raised by a jackass who makes poor decisions then odds are, you will learn these undesirable decision making skills and thus the DG will most likely be activated.

Occasionally DG anomalies can occur. This is where people who are brought up by well rounded responsible parents somehow obtain an active DG. Conversely, people whose parents are complete morons sometimes manage to become responsible adults and break the DG cycle. Scientists have yet to determine why this happens

Jack: Hey did you hear that Sally spent her tax return on a new stereo instead of fixing the busted out window in her trailer?

Jill: No, but that doesn't surprise me, last year she bought rims for her car even though the muffler was hanging off and the whole thing is held together by Bondo! I'm telling you, she's got the Donkey Gene!

by ScooterGurrl March 10, 2008

donkey's lesson

When you rape someone to teach them a lesson.

Bob hasnt been the same since those kids down the street taught him a donkey's lesson

by bob-------- January 15, 2008

donkey kong

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018

act a donkey

To act a fool
To get crunk
To act an ass

"Keshawn was at that the party last night drunk as hell ya know he act a donkey!"

by Ms. Dade County June 18, 2006

Donkey Cock

An extremely large penis. Having a penis the size of a donkey's.

Damn bro.....not that I was looking, but you got a donkey cock. or

I gave this whore my donkey cock the other night and she almost went into convulsions it was so huge.

by Baloon Knot Bill July 12, 2009

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.

That Julia is such a cum donkey she can handle up to four guys in one trip.

by ufodog624 July 29, 2008