King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015

Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes

"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."

by Theforce2020 July 30, 2020

dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016

ErBan DickShinAirE

This Is How To Pronounce 'Urban Dictionary' GET IT???

Its a way to pronounce Urban Dictionary Like ErBan DickShinAirE

by Mooghan The Salade June 10, 2018

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

dicksack

The bag that the crazy girl uses to store the dicks she cuts off

Sh*t I think she was carrying a dicksack. You shouldn't mess with her.

by lololol8769 December 15, 2009