A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013
Get the Distance Totty mug.Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.
"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"
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“Come on, I know it’s a virus but we’ll only be like 154 people.”
“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”
“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”
by Fuck stupid people May 1, 2020
Get the Distance mug.A feeling of longing or nostalgia for something that has never existed and/or could never exist in the first place.
I feel distalgia when I listen to old bands, even though I wasn't alive when they were popular.
I felt distalgic in an old style coffee shop, though I'd never been to one before.
I feel distalgia when I think of a life in the country, but I have never lived far from a city.
I felt distalgic in an old style coffee shop, though I'd never been to one before.
I feel distalgia when I think of a life in the country, but I have never lived far from a city.
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Get the Distainted mug.A Korean Horror Manwha on Webtoon that is single-handedly responsible for half the blue-balls in the world.
"Hey, I've heard Distant Sky is pretty good. You wanna give me a quick summary?"
"You know that feeling of complete and utter pain?"
"Yeah..?"
"It's like that, but per chapter."
"...Why don't you stop reading it, then?"
"You can't. It's that good."
"You know that feeling of complete and utter pain?"
"Yeah..?"
"It's like that, but per chapter."
"...Why don't you stop reading it, then?"
"You can't. It's that good."
by Prophet of Ho-Oh August 13, 2021
Get the Distant Sky mug.a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago
by 2wsertfyguh September 22, 2022
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