dinguss

A Penis.

Brody, if you shake your dinguss more than twice after peeing, your playing with it.

by Jody Ogilvie August 31, 2003

purple dinosaur

A purple dinosaur is when your scrotum is soft and you squeeze it so hard it turns purple as it starts getting harder and harder.

I was so bored I decided to give myself a purple dinosaur.

by spodderman May 25, 2014

Dingo

An older male who hits on or dates younger women.
(Male version of a Cougar)

Looks like Stacey hooked her self up with a Dingo.

by Shane Sellar October 3, 2005

calling dingo

used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.

This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.

John Oliver: "The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!

I am calling dingo on that!... I am calling dingo!"

by 24angryMexicansInaWallmart August 11, 2014

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.

Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."

by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010

dinosaur mcmuffin

a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

barney will eventually die to becoe a part of the dinosaur mcmuffin franchise

by luluthepunk April 26, 2010