Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

by mudboy7 July 6, 2019

Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me

The urban dildo legend

by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 3, 2009

Dildo Gun

The PP-90M1 from Modern Warfare 3. The name is derived from the gun's magazine, which looks like a dildo. Coined by Xcal.

All that guy uses is the dildo gun. Try something else for once.

by SkeetSkeet44 November 21, 2011

dildockery

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildo r us

Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection.

Hey dude let's go to dildo r us.

by DcMasta May 5, 2008

Dildoflauge

Any clotihng used in your dresser to hide a dildo. Clothing, underware junk in a dresser drawer used to camoflauge your sex toy.

My kids looked in the dresser but I had my shirts as dildoflauge so they did not find my vibrator.
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by jester801 April 11, 2011