A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
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To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.
*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.
*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*
It’s dumby dicked.
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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When a willing recipient is entered from the rear (anal or vaginal) by the giver (male, trans or strapped female). The recipient assumes a chicken like position with hands on hips and arms in a wing like shape. The giver takes hold of these wings and gives the chicken, a good old fashioned dicken! Clucking noises optional.
Hey Brad, what did you and Loren get up to last night? Morning Emma. I gave it to Loren Chicken Dicken style!
by Mitcho138 June 20, 2022
Get the Chicken Dicken mug.Some lonely gay dude who takes everything to heart and asks the dumbest fking questions imaginable, Born into a life of homey gliding with his bro. Has partaken in lots of dick on dick especially in the bathtub. Always says gay shit like "Hey guess what" my house is 5000 Sq Ft cool huh.
Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
by BrumDumb419 January 16, 2023
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Used in expressing eagerness to do or participate in some activity or project.
Used in expressing eagerness to do or participate in some activity or project.
Bob: Want to go to my sister's wedding? Open bar.
Joe: I'm so there. I'm on it like dots on dice.
Bob: I need the prints done by 1pm. Are you doing them?
Joe: Like dots on dice.
Joe: I'm so there. I'm on it like dots on dice.
Bob: I need the prints done by 1pm. Are you doing them?
Joe: Like dots on dice.
by g_transcribe October 1, 2009
Get the like dots on dice mug.Mary told Amy that she had been shish-ka-dicked by Bob the night before.
Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
by xzombabex November 28, 2015
Get the Shish-ka-dicked mug.The act of rolling imaginary dice, also used to symbolize the act of grabbing a nutsack. Commonly used in Nassau county on Long Island.
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