dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!

That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!

by ell March 5, 2005

dicksicle

mmm...i sucked the dicksicle all night, until "Larry" jakked in my mouth. yum!

Unattractive man: "awww baby...! aww baby...! suck my fuckin dicksicle, ho"
Hot hooker: "suck your own damn dicksicle, foo!"

by hohos April 20, 2003

Dickpig

A female who craves cock and whom also looks and acts like a pig

Charlie: “Yo joe remember that little porker Deanna back in college?”
Joe: “Dickpig D?! Hell yeah that little piggy loved her sausage!”

by Mr.SpagoogleMastee5000 June 15, 2018

Dickcicle

An icicle that forms in a man’s nether regions when the sweat and condensation from his groin area is exposed to freezing cold temperatures.

It can also be used to describe an icicle that forms on other appendages of the body, such as the nose or fingers.

Hey, it’s cold out, don’t grow a dickcicle!
Okay, but you have a dickcicle on your face!

by Trininity January 29, 2022

dickpicgram

A photograph of an erect penis sent over a social media site such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 sent me a dickpicgram on Sunday morning, but I was not able to look at it because the bathroom was full.
dickpicinstagramsocial mediaphotopicofthedaypenisselfietwitter

by MuKangaroo July 17, 2016

dickpirillo

a shameless self promoter without a clue

He started selling his wife's semi nude photo on his website, what a dickpirillo!

by Mustaf Noshimosh March 28, 2002

Dicklickerson

a mixture between a common profane word mixed with a verb and finsihed with what would seem to be part of a last name (hence- erson)

whats up kyle dicklickerson

by ballsackerson August 1, 2010