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Your Grandpa

"Kid: I love my grandpa,"
"Mom: Get in the car were going to grandpas funeral"
"Kid: wait grandpas Dead?"

Dead by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022

Dead 

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

Dead by Jedsall August 30, 2022

dead 

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

dead by scwumbler September 17, 2022

Dead 

Something is boring or shite.

"Maths is so dead"

Dead by the big boy hacker man November 29, 2022

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A term that originated from season 5 of the television show "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir" after the ship Ladynoir became platonic

Oh my gosh have you seen season 5? Ladynoir is so dead.

Dead by ExiledRaccoon March 27, 2023

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Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...

Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."

Dead by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Dead 

Definition 1, Dead- Serious

Definition 2, Dead- Laughing

Example 1 . "Yo, I'm being so dead ass."
Example 2. "I'm dead bro!!"

Dead by Thebored.alex August 8, 2023