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death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.
John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."
by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019
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Deass

To vacate an area completely of all humans, usually rapidly and in response to an emergency situation.

etymology: "de-" (prefix, "remove") + "ass" = "get everyone's asses out of here"
When the bomb threat came, everyone was in a big hurry to deass the area.
by tora321 June 3, 2010
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deadpoolian

Of, or relating to Deadpool, the best person ever and a Marvel universe super hero/whatever the fuck he wants to be.
Wade: Last night I had 7 chimichangas, pancakes, tacos, and 5 energy drinks!
Wilson: Sounds like a Deadpoolian Meal of Champions to me!
by The Joker930 November 3, 2013
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Zulu Death Mask

When you tightly wrap up a chicks face with her own bra and/or panties and proceed to gangbang her at least 4 deep.
Shit bruh, I was honestly suprised at how enthusiastic she was about that Zulu Death Mask she endured last Saturday.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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dead zeppelin

This describes elderly rock stars performing long past their prime years.
Look at that geriatric band, l call them Dead Zeppelin!
by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017
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deafyslexic

Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick

A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.

A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.

A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
Typical Deafyslexia Example:

Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”

Advanced Deafyslexia;

Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
by ACinKo May 17, 2014
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dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!
by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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