dangleslodge

*male genitalia while flaccid and swinging.

#pronounced (dangle-slodge)

1.) I slap your mother in the face with my large swingin dangleslodge.

2.) Every swingin dangleslodge in the room has put the dangleslodge in your mother.

3.) Daniel Tosh has a small nonswingin dangleslodge.

4.) I slapped your daughter with my dangleslodge.

5.) Your dog bit my dangleslodge.

6. My dangleslodge is throbbing.

by spermdumster08 & dickdevil09 July 25, 2011

dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.

Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.

by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

Dangler

when a long piece of hair from your head makes its way into your underwear
and makes your butt tickle and itch.

Oh man! my butt itches i must have a dangler.

by minnyhaha February 4, 2010

Dangles

A Caribbean term used to describe a woman likes men with a lot of money.

D: She get nuff man with money.
K: She's a dangles buddy.

by Yuhgyulman March 5, 2019

Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.

tevis is the ideal captain dangler

by chapsta July 6, 2007

Shang Dangler

male sex organ, penis,

the shang dangler is a important part of human repoducing

by dogtown OG stoner February 12, 2010