dicken

Self Explanatory, it is a dick chicken.

"Eat my dicken, bitch."

by yikester January 23, 2018

Darkene

A person (generally a guy) who goes overseas, never talks to their girlfriend and talks constantly to another girl.

Mark: Hey that Ken was a bit of a darkene when he went overseas
Tracy: Yeah I heard he cheated on Sam

by sunflowerhater May 31, 2018

Dickenth

A unit of measurement specifically derived from the average length of a flaccid penis belonging to a genetic male.

Customer: "Good day sir! do you happen to know the precise length of this cured meat loaf?"
Store clerk: "Unfortunately not my fine gentleman, however upon last comparison it was roughly six dickenths."

by Charles Dickenths June 6, 2018

Dickenstein

When you had a erectal disfunction for more that 3 years and your dick finally rises. You can say :" It's ALIVE! ". Like frankenstein

Dude 1 : hey my dicked has risen again!
Dude 2 : ohhh like frankenstein
Dude 1 : it came alive .... again.
Dude 2 : so like .... DICKENSTEIN

by V0R73X June 16, 2018

dickenize

To administer sexual action with pride and haste.

I am on the prowl for possible victims to dickenize.

by Jarry815 February 22, 2018

Dakendine

Feeling happy that you're sad

"I wish i wasn't so dakendine right now"

by Sadboynex July 11, 2018

Dickening

Like 'sickening' but when you're being made sick to the stomach by people who are being dicks or dicking about.

How much did they charge you for parking?

Nothing for the first hour and then $100,000,000 per hour after...

Didn't you read the sign?

They didn't have a sign...

That's dickening.

by Munkeis Oonkel December 18, 2018