the cuss word song

A song by Rusty Cage. The lyrics are as follows:
Ohhhh
Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Cocksucker
Pussy Asshole Cunt
Mother Fucking Dirty Whore
Shat onto my lunch
Piss Cunt Damn Bitch Suck My Dick
Jesus Harold Christ
Shit Bitch Cocksucker
Goddamn Motherfucker
Pussy Asshole Cunt

Mumkey: Now that this video is demonitized anyway, we can sing the Cuss Word Song!
Rusty: Oh really?
Mumkey: Do you remember the lyrics?
Rusty: Boy do I ever!

by Alchemist657 July 2, 2020

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

fart cushion

The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.

I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.

by poopfetish September 10, 2012

custie

It's the definition by insiders of the jamband lot scene to describe the people who attend shows just recreationally, instead of devoting their lives to living on the "lot".

These people are generally the source of funds that allow the scene to exist because they have jobs.

"I need to get enough money to make it to Alpine, so I need to sell these doses to some custies after the show"

by Been there done that April 14, 2013

Cushioning

A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.

"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"

by doopdedee February 6, 2017

Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

by deltax138 October 8, 2008

Cusping

To wank oneself or to be wanked by someone else to the cusp of having an orgasm but stopping short of ejaculation. May be performed several times over and over before allowing orgasmic release of one's cum load. Cusping may be performed to enhance or extend sexual play or may be used as a form of BDSM play involving dominance and submissive roles. May also be referred to as Edging in the porn and fetish industries.

Roger's girlfriend enjoyed giving him a good wanking. She especially enjoyed cusping Roger from several good solid wanks that were stopped short before building him up to an explosive, orgasmic milking.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015