Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 16, 2004

clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.

Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto

by Sagrr April 9, 2007

burger o'clock

The time after leaving a club or event (usually involving large amounts of drinking) when one gets fast food in the form of burgers, kebabs or chips, from a nearby van or shop.

Just left the club, pretty wasted, need some food, it's Burger o'clock!!

by voodoo_mongrel May 14, 2009

Smash O'Clock

The time in which people gather in a localized area to play some form of Super Smash. This can be shortened to Smash. It is always Smash O'Clock.

Joe: Dude, it's Smash O'Clock.
Parker: But we have calc class in 3 minutes.
Joe: That's time for at least two 5 stock matches!

by Supersmashbros>Class November 21, 2010

12-o-clock tuck

When you need to hide an erection and you tuck it straight up into your waistband/beltline. The cock is similar to the hand of a clock at the 12-o-clock position.

guy: Hey, can you tell I have a raging hard on right now?

girl: What the fuck?

guy: Yeah, just did a little 12-o-clock tuck.

by rza00036 October 3, 2007