cryojaculation

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.

Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!

by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

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cryo-burn

The unmistakable flavor of food that's been frozen.

The cryo-burn corn was an unexpected counterpoint to the rich, broiled steak.

by JackTwistsDenimShirt November 21, 2015

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cryospark

noun- typically used to describe a sneaky, deceptive, and oddly quiet dingo who uses shitposting to bullycide kids online; though often docile, the creature is provoked into fits of rage upon seeing its reflection or photo or if the topic of climate change is mentioned.

verb- to behave in the manner of a cryospark

I was having a good discussion about the weather with Paul until he cryosparked and raged about CO2 levels.

by Dingo Twitter January 4, 2017

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clymoth

Clymoth is an humble man with a well hidden sense of humor, but once he trusts you he will share his humor with you. Hard working, kind, enjoys simple pleasures. No need for fancy foods, he's not out to impress anyone. He can feast on beans and cornbread and be perfectly content. A good heart, a gentle spirit, a loyal confidant, Clymoths are rare and valuable. If you find a Clymoth, cling to him. He will never treat you wrong.

He's a Clymoth kind of man.

by Jinxus Lieutsche August 27, 2017

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