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Crocodile tears

It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy
John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears
by TruelyUseless September 24, 2019
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crocodile fag

by angry artist April 7, 2003
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crocodile teeth

When you elastic pants are too tight that they leave an impression on your skin.
"Do you see her crocodile teeth?"
"Yeah, looks like she needs to buy a bigger pair of pants"
by Barnhart13 June 22, 2016
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crocodile mile

after duking some sweet gal in the bum. you take your piece out before you cum. than you spit out on her back in a straight line from her neck to her lower back.
BAMF!! spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!
by feet February 14, 2005
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crocodile back

A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.
Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.
by Jiggaman June 30, 2006
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crocodealio

It's all about the crocs, and what's up in the jungle hood. Crocs only though. I'm not talking about gaters here. Gator hater for life suckas.
Yo, what's the crocodealio?
by Gordon Bruce September 28, 2007
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Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail

an Ausrailian woman using an crocodile skinned dildo while drunk.
Shut up ho, you Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail, you Dirty Alaskan Pipeline, you!
by Aaron Snook January 31, 2009
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