Crouch

1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.

In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -


"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"

by Twerkalator July 15, 2008

crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.

"So, Sweetcakes, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

"Hell no, and stop drooling on my frock"

by JMash March 9, 2004