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crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.
These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!
by KennyCee June 14, 2018
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Covid Crotch

Covid Crotch

When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.

My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.

He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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mothra crotch

When a female's labia resemble the large moth-like creature from the 1960's Godzilla movies.
Jeremy: "I had sex with a cheerleader last night."
Joshua: "Really?! That's cool."
Jeremy: "No, it wasn't. She totally had a mothra crotch-- now I know why they wear bloomers."
by Thaddeus Maximus Erectus April 28, 2006
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Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.
The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.
by patri100ia August 7, 2016
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Crotch Beer

Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.
Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
by Fastball35 April 7, 2011
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Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.
by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005
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