cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink May 10, 2007

Cobblehead

A real idiot.

Your little brother is a cobblehead!

by ChoobaChooba November 19, 2010

Chobblerlatus

Someone who is always making snide little digs to try to make themself feel better. Normally a person who has a overflated opinion of their own (non existant) skills.
Often come in groups of similarly small minded kids who try to defend each others snake like actions. Generally found on forums only, as in real life they would have had their teeth & noses rearranged by now.

Why are you being a chobblerlatus to me? Making snide comments about me when i have not said anything about you?

by perruzo February 25, 2011

cobblepot

to stick one finger in the vaginal cavity and another three in the anus.

I just cobblepotted your sister.

by s money July 27, 2004

Blackberry Cobbler

Slang term for a black woman's vagina.

Dr. Dre: I love to eat dat blackberry cobbler
Eminem: Yeah Dre, hit 'dat!

by Chad McBad August 27, 2008

Cherry Cobbler

A raunchy, unshaven vagina that is incidentally on its period. When its in the state of ultimate grossness, it gives off the appearance of the tasty dessert, cherry cobbler!

Charles thought he was going to get lucky, but when he removed Shirlena's underpants, he was repulsed and disturbed to find a CHERRY COBBLER!

by cherrycobbler December 16, 2008