Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

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"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

Crackling

From Zergling. The weakest unit in the game Starcraft who has been fully upgraded with adrenal glands and metabolic boost. Becomes incredible fast moving and fast attacking, offsetting many weaknesses. Derived from the idea that the Zergling is "on crack".

In large enough numbers, a swarm of cracklings can easily destroy more powerful units such as Archons.

by xelius April 4, 2005

crackin annie

a very absent minded, dumb, and/or dippy person

"yo crackin annie! how many times do i gotta repeat my damn self!?!"

by thesnappleapple August 4, 2009

Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019

crackin flags

A term derived from Lancashire, North west of England.

It means the weather is extremely hot (well for British standards anyway)

"Get out in the sunshine lad! It's crackin flags out there!"

by Ashash January 14, 2008

crackin' the radish

another slang term for masterbation

While I was at work, Randy was supposed to be steam cleaning carpets, Instead he was ordering porn on my directv and crackin' the radish on my couch

by Badfish48 February 14, 2012

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018