CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts

Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"

by LoganLogger March 25, 2025

CP

CP is a term used for Calling Packgod on someone. (This will ruin their life)

I'm gonna call CP on you Jared Young
Dude please don't CP on me dude - Jared Young

by 402 East 66th Street May 20, 2025

CPS Whore

A Minecraft PvPer who's CPS (which is likely 12+) is more impressive than anything in his PvP capabilities. Can't use a bow or rod and resorts to melee rushing.

I can't do shit because this cunt is a CPS Whore!

by ecstasy addict June 11, 2020

The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

Cp

Cp is cheese pizza

Me: May I take some Cp?
You: Yes!!!

by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. January 15, 2024

CP

CP meaning, COD (Call Of Duty) Points; a currency used in game to buy cosmetics and other useless items.

Person 1: I really wanna buy some CP! Person 2: Dawg what??? Person 1: Yeah CP ya know? For cosmetics! Person:2 ohhhh COD points yeah, I wanna buy some too.

by That1GuyMaybe April 10, 2025