condeja

a combination of the words coño and pendeja. You could use it instead of saying "coño pendeja". Or it could be a nickname.

condeja que tu hace?

by MARiiA June 15, 2007

comode scum

The filth and build up of shit and piss around your toliet,that can be used to describe ones character ,smell or apperance.

Mannnn...That bitch smellt like comode scum..ohhhhieeeeee smell that shit man...

That man is as trust worthy as my comode scum

by Sam and kyle March 5, 2008

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Comodian

1. A Person Who Is Genuinely Funny, Sometimes Without Trying

2. Opposite of Comedian

"Bill, he's such a comodian"

"Joseph is so funny, he is in no way a comedian. All of his friends tell me he's a comedian

by mmrsrgrt23 October 27, 2011

Condabating

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011