Condescending

When you're moving down in an upper motion. Example: To jump in an elevator going down.

"Hey man watch me condescend in this elevator!"
"That's doesn't make any fucking sense. Where did you find that stupid definition of condescending? Are you retarded?

by Dodo Definitions April 20, 2017

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008

aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry

The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV

by Mercury The White November 21, 2005

Condesceptic

adj – having the personality of a person who is both “clean cut” and condescending, for instance, prosecutors and televangelists.

"Sean Hannity delivered the report with a smug, condesceptic smirk upon his face; I wanted to punch it."

by windar July 13, 2009

Conditionerize

The act of conditioning your hair

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross

by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010

Condev

Short for connected device; a single all-encompassing word to describe any technological device with the ability to connect to the internet or other devices. This may include but is not limited to tablets, smartphones, and computers.

With the persistence of cloud storage solutions, one may now access their stored data across virtually any condev.

by javascriptJunkie August 21, 2013

confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014