intimacy concert

a concert were everyone in the audience engage in coital activities, regardless of sex age and race.

meph: "damn that intimacy concert went really well. i think i scored at least 5 times"

cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."

by broccolee July 18, 2008

concrete

noun.
1) the only thing that can teach one how to skate.

2) that which a skateboarder wakes up and smells.

1) i can't teach you to skate, only the concrete can teach you to skate.

2) hey, wake up and smell the concrete!

by carjack February 11, 2006

Conceited

- Cares too much about themselves

* Self-centered

- Vain

* Center of attention

Certain people are conceited by the way they act and how their personality is.

My friend, Karizza is very conceited.

by miles and freyttsie <3 May 24, 2009

Concerta

A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.

I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.

by Demoslocke December 7, 2010

concrete

the most fucking comfortable place to sleep when your drunk as shit

fuck tempur-pedic im gonna go crash on the concrete sidewalk

by supdude54 May 25, 2008

Concertafied

Being high on concerta.

Person 1: "Man, that guy won't stop taking concerta and has been up for 3 days!"
Person 2: "He's concertafied."

by Greg Simson August 23, 2012

Concrete Chicken

The act of penetrating another's anus, while proceeding to pour a liquid concrete mixture inside of said anus, letting it dry, and attempting to pull out.

That concrete chicken really left me shitting bricks.

by TiggerNitties40 April 17, 2018