Coffee 

The very essence of my life, motivation and entire reason I get up in the morning

I woke up and had a nice, hot coffee

Coffee by ttayW2010 June 10, 2024

coffee? 

so i figure... ya know... we could... if that's aight

coffee? by Andy Mangialino September 23, 2003

Coffee? 

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

Coffee? by pineapplebottom September 2, 2017

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016

coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019

Coffee House revolutionary

This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.

Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!

Coffee House revolutionary by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016