Poprocks Cocktail

A sexual act consisting of a man's semen being ejaculated onto a person with Poprocks on their skin's surface. This results in a tingling sensation for the receiver of the cocktail. Additionally, there is a celebratory "fireworks" sound that accompanies reaching orgasm.

Yo, last night me and my girl combined our love of candy and sexy time! We made a sweet sweet watermelon flavored Poprocks cocktail! Oh yeah!

by Pop's rocks March 1, 2014

Proper Cocktail

A beverage made for the toppest of producers. You can see whose earned one from a mile away.

Jim: I just had a monster day at work I think I’m in the need for a proper cocktail!

Larry: I second that!

by Breadmaker45688 July 1, 2022

semen cocktail

When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .

Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.

by Pokemeonce November 20, 2015

Cocktail Party

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.

Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!

by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 15, 2012

Hungarian Cocktail

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.

I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.

by Man_of_Troy November 23, 2010

Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012

Aruban cocktail

The art of when your planing on going cross country with your dog, but your throat becomes dry, so you let him sneeze in your mouth

In the 14 hour drive, i forgot water, so i was forced to make dexter help me with the aruban cocktail

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022