runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.

I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

cocksucker

A name or label given to someone who is not cool.

Fred is such a cocksucker, every time he drinks he acts like a fool.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

cocksucker

A machine designed to simulate the sucking and stroking sensations felt from oral sex on one's cock.

After work, I got home and used my cocksucker to blow a load.

by MasturbAddict July 23, 2008

cocksucker

one mother fucking dumbass

Guy 1: We're going to have a round of golf lad.
Guy 2: You fucking cocksucker.

by the hott one July 24, 2008

cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005

Cocksmoker

The act of lighting one's pubic hairs on fire, while sucking on their penis.
Origin, mid-2007, English.

Oh God, you're such a cocksmoker.

by Peter Shaw the G master February 12, 2008