squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.

"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "

by Whoretism August 29, 2016

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.

Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie

by skater271 August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder

He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler

by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016