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mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.
You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.
by OnePeat June 24, 2008
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clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.
Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!
by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013
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Chevaughn

Chevaughn is sexy and incredible. He knows how to love you and highly protective. He is caring and loving. He's one of the reason you wake up in the morning. He's make you smile when your having a bad day. He is insanely resistable. He's funny and is the most amazing person to be with or know or even meet. He is loyal and strong. He has this type of personality that will make you think ,
" where has he been my whole life ?" His hugs and cuddles are like hugging a teddy bear. And when you make love to him , thats the time you will realize that hes the one.
"Im craving some Chevaughn "
by __g0ld3n__ July 5, 2016
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clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."
Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.
by Spook5129 August 4, 2009
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Clean House

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.
Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"
by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009
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Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.
by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009
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Cevan

A person with a power level over 9000 that can fly and fuck shix up. Can also be used to describe anything that causes massive damage to their opponents over a long distance.
"Hey can you pass me the sniper rifle?" "YOu mean the cevan?"
by 4rt3m15 December 5, 2012
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