Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

chomper

when a girl chomps on the shaft of a penis as she is giving a guy a blowjob

katie is a chomper

by katie_is_cool! March 22, 2009

poo chomper

A person/persons who like to growt out, or lick others anus, then proceeding to eat the feasies that is inside, or comes out.

Later that night, the man became part of the club of poo chompers

by john August 3, 2003

nigger chomper

this is when some one has given a bj too a black person =

omg shes such a nigger chomper imgonnabitchtyoassnigga

by emzie may November 2, 2008

chumpelstilts

a variation on the word chump. replacing the "rumpel" in rumpelstilts to produce chumpelstilts.

dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts...

by doodxor July 20, 2003

Cock Chumber

When a female eats a cock with seasoned garlic and some veggies :) Only the female snufalasugis can do this she is a demon from hell, she brings men into her chambers sucks there cocks then RIPS THEM OFF ! She'll knock them out then sow a sausage where his dick used to be so he won't notice. Then she eats it.

Boy: Hey bro...
Boy 2: Hey ! How'd your date with Brittany go last night?!
Boy: I don't know i think i got laid but then i woke up and my dick smelled and looked like sausage

Boy 2: OH NO COCK CHUMBER

by Miclovin November 4, 2012