Boob Choke

When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.

I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.

by Jangus5 October 13, 2010

choke-a-bitch

What Wayne Brady does if you dont have his money, bitch.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to get up out dis car and CHOKE-A-BITCH?!

by bajawasaurus August 21, 2006

Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.

Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.

1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

by dj davidv November 27, 2009

Blazing choke

The act of attaining blazing speed while playing bejeweled blitz on facebook, then subsequently not being able to see any more combinations, resulting in it being wasted.

#1 "Why do you blazing choke all the time?"
#2 "YESSS BLAZZZING SPEED oh wait fuck blazing choke"

by k4mik4zee August 25, 2010

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17
• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24
• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18
• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3
• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14
• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0
• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)
• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by George Wynn January 27, 2009

Rape Choke

A type of choke applied from the top position, in which the dominant fighter places one or two hands around the front of the neck of a downed opponent and squeezes his trachea. Commonly used by rapists.

"And here's the end (of the fight) he's got the rape choke in place and just dropping left hands all over Tim Boetsch" - Joe Rogan commentating at UFC Fight Night 13.

by Saucery December 19, 2011