chaos couple

a couple that doesn't have any real problems, but they like to make each others lives complicated... mostly because they're stubborn

jenny and chris are a real chaos couple

by terods September 29, 2005

Chatsquatch

A very large, unattractive, female chatter that bears a striking resembalance to a sasquatch.

The pretty girls never instant message me, only the chatsquatches.

by AdrianBlack November 28, 2007

Chakosa

Noun: A person that fails at everything they do, particularly at trying to be funny.

I pulled a Chakosa today :(

by anonymous9166666666 May 9, 2009

Chatstorm

Derived from the Fasttalk, the chatstorm originated through vodka-coffee consumption. The chatstorm can have many different definitions. It is when you talk very quickly, with no regard for what the other person is saying or doing. It can also be when you are able to persuade someone just by talking so fast that you confuse them, and they just agree to whatever you want. This usually entails getting girls into bed, back can be used for other things, like getting jobs or raises at work.

"I was giving this bitty the chatstorm for about 2 minutes before I convinced her to come to bed with me"

"The bouncer tried to tell me I couldn't bring my drink outside and was going to kick me out until I gave him my chatstorm. By the time I was done he was buying me drinks and helping me wheel girls."

"My prof didn't like my essay, but after my chatstorm he gave me an 80, LEGIT"

by chatstormer December 3, 2009

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

organised chaos

something that will appear messy, all over the place and chaotic but the instigator of the mess still knows where everything is and can find anything without having to think about it

mum: your room is so untidy
john: no it isn't it's organised chaos
mum: ok where are your trainers?
john: there next to the bookshelf under my gym kit

by peter231 March 22, 2011

chaostic skinheads

It is a branch off of the RASH or GASH ( Russian or German Anarchist Skin Heads) except the idea of anarchy is absolutely contradictory in itself a group of UNITED anarchist is defeating the entire purpose, but there is one solution Chaos. It is a group who believes in one common thing and are willing to do the necessary things to get it done. In the Chaostic Skin regime the common thing is a sever hatred of the ignorance of the lower class and the loathing towards any gang related black people, there are of course respectable black people but it is the "gansta" type that we are out to solve. we are peace makers and we are base off the principal of Oi!. we are not out to hurt any body we are simply doing what the government refuses to do.

a group of skinheads wearing the laces and braces with a grey, black, and white camouflaged bandanna out of their back left pocket also having the Chaos X on Their Flight Jackets or Skateboards is an example of the Chaostic Skinheads.

by C4L March 30, 2007