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All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.
While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.
by Nuclear Dustbunny February 08, 2014
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