Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Chainsaw

the answer to everything

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw

by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012

Chainsaw party

The act of taking 20 naked hoes lives with an orange husqvarna chainsaw

Person 1: dude did you go to brian’s chainsaw party last night, it was awesome. Person 2: Nah I didn’t go but i gotta be there next time.

by Juggadoo May 17, 2023

Chainsaw

The act of violently giving someone a wedgie with their own testicles/ballsack instead of their underwear. This is done quickly and violently to resemble that of a chainsaw being revved. The act can be used as a noun and a verb in past and present tense.

(N.) Did you see Terrence give the freshman a chainsaw?
(V.) I’m chainsawing the next person that messes with my locker.

by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024

Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019