Catch fire

A more polite way of saying "go to hell".

Amy: You can't do anything right

Jenna: go catch fire!

Amy: I won't catch fire; I'm not the one who stole the money from Todd

Jenna: You'll catch fire alright; you helped me steal it.

Todd: Catch fire, you thief!

by zeoredd June 5, 2013

catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013

turd catcher

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

by NIGHTWALKER July 30, 2008

Catcher's Position

What one calls the person that is waiting for a relationship to break up so they can slip in and steal the other person. The role of catcher's position is difficult to sustain because he or she must listen to every boring relationship detail in hopes of being in-the-know when the time is right to strike.

Term first used in 1990 in Bolton Hill.

Dave is in the catcher's position waiting for Elizabeth and Dan to break up after their argument.

by TheGoodTwin April 18, 2012

Catch a buff

Getting head from a girl.

In rare cases, it is a synonym for catching a body.

“Yo boys I’m trying to catch a buff tonight. I’m hoping for Jane”

by Buffcatcher1 March 22, 2021

pitcher catcher

In a relationship between two men, the pitcher would be defined as the partner who is throwing the bat down the catchers hole. The catchers is the receiver of the pitchers bat as defined in the above sentence.

Would you like to play pitcher catcher with me?

by Extreme Psycho 1 July 4, 2017

to catch a predator

A funny show where grown hairy men chat online with who they think is an underage girl who wants sex. But there really talking to a cop. So, the decoy give them directions to get to there house that really has hidden cameras everywhere. So when the decoy reels in the pervert a man named Chris Hanson comes out and confronts the pervert. After that Chris tells him hes on national television after that Chris lets him leave outside to be arrested and YAY they caught a perv! Pure genius! Comes on nbc alot at night.

To catch a predator is the best show ever!

by BL1NX August 6, 2007