carving knife

In rhyming cockney slang , it means "wife".

Me carving knife's 'aving Jim Skinner( dinner)

by magicianfromriga2 August 7, 2010

caringest

to care the most

Wow, Karen is one of the caringest people I know. She just cares so much!

by Anderson James November 19, 2010

Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

sophie carrington

best person in the world

look there goes a sophie carrington

by hipsdontlie1234 May 30, 2016

butt carving

Butt carving is a time in sex near the pleasure that you start to drive your nails in the butt making a clear mark on the butt later

"you where butt carving me last night"

by ThatOneUser123 September 27, 2017

Dirty Carrington

Whilst in the missionary position, you forget you were having sex and leave to purchase a four pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon

We were in the middle of porkin' and he hit me with the ol' Dirty Carrington

by Pussysmasher6ixty9ine August 30, 2020

carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face

one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches

by DarCyZ December 10, 2008