The best looking person in the room, area, team, family, or etc. in terms of overall appearance including clothing and accessories.
Example: "I wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
by R.B.V. December 26, 2011
The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.
by Stupid Af June 20, 2021
A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011
Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
I'll take a Captain & Coke!
by jimbobjacobs February 03, 2010
When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.
Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
by computergroove July 18, 2017
by Sweat Captain December 31, 2018