The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.
My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.
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Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!
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Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
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Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
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Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.
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