Crispy Eye Syndrome

n. Got to do with The Wanted! It's when you wake up and you are all crispy eyed. ;)

a twitter user: What the fuck is Crispy Eye Syndrome doing on my trending topics?

by nvz May 8, 2011

Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 7, 2015

Crispy Bush

When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off

After John and Maria had sex, johns cum dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush

by Crispy Camelz April 11, 2015

crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

Crispy Chuleta

The best; the most amazing; when something is so good, it's Crispy Chuleta.

Hey, that song was lit. It was crispy Chuleta.

by Mr. 505 June 21, 2016

Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017

Crispy folk

The polite term for a nigger, or our African American friends.

Wow. Its cold as crispy folk on a cold day.

by Crispy asian February 19, 2018