Skip to main content

consume the child

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child
by a consumed child October 24, 2020
mugGet the consume the childmug.

child marriage

it is accepted in india. they think that children want to marry. its bad.
child: I DONT WANT TO MARRY
man: but its good u hoe
child: I WILL NOT GIVE U MY CHILDREN I CANT
man: yes u can ur 5
child: i hate child marriage
by luprusz November 11, 2016
mugGet the child marriagemug.

Child Magnet

People, YouTubers, Live Streamers, or other Social Media that attract children.
Dude1: Bro I hate that "Child Magnet" Logan Paul!
Dude2: Me too bro, Me too.
by schizo_valdik October 23, 2019
mugGet the Child Magnetmug.

Child Mother

Child Mother is a hit techno song created by local Philly Designer and Musician Matthew Torres. This song was written in 2014, and sky rocketed in the urban areas between hipsters. The theme of child mother is how child mother's are also our brothers from another child mother.
"Child Mother, your my brother, from another, child mother."
by CARL GRIFFIN February 5, 2015
mugGet the Child Mothermug.

child-friendly

Mom: someone told me that urban dictionary is a very child-friendly website!
Mom's friend: well that person is a liar
by 2020isnotacoolplace October 4, 2020
mugGet the child-friendlymug.

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.
That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!
by kidmuto June 27, 2008
mugGet the monkey child mug.

Share this definition